Posts Tagged ‘creative juices’

Life of A Programmer — Session 7.1 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

July 18, 2015

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not. I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 7.1 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

January 24, 2015

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not. I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 7.1 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

November 15, 2014

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not. I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 7.1 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

September 10, 2014

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not. I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 7.1 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

April 29, 2014

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not. I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 7 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

February 20, 2014

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not.  I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 7 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

November 19, 2013

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not.  I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 7 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

September 13, 2013

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not.  I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

The Twitter Seminar On The Development Of Error Free Software Continues

August 13, 2013

CAN WE PREVENT ERRORS DURING SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT?

Suppose we had a software tool that produced source code
exclusively from a set of macros? Would it be restrictive?

A computing language is often considered the pallet where
the programmer expressive his creative juices.

Restricting the programming effort to a minimal set of macros
would take all of the fun out of the project.

In addition, a highly skilled programmer can be trusted to do
the job correctly without these constraints.

Would you believe it I told you that all programmers, even the
great ones, make errors.

The errors made by the junior programmers show up quickly
during checkout and are easy to fix.

The errors made by the senior programmer take a long time to
show up and are difficult to fix.

Restricting the “field of play” can greatly simplify the
development process.

Restricting the “field of play” can greatly reduce the
occurrence of errors.

In the hardware world circa 1980’s, management select the
Integrated Circuits to be used in the project.

Unfortunately, management cannot provided the an appropriate
set of software parts.

Programmers are needed to develop an appropriate set of software
parts.  Is a programmer a QA manager?

WHATIFWE had a senior programmer who was also a Quality Manager?
Would this help?

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Life of A Programmer — Session 7 — How Do I Become a Quality Assurance Software Engineer

July 20, 2013

To become a Software Engineer with a Quality Assurance
capability, you must implement a basic philosophical change.

Software is not an art form; the computer is not the easel
where you can express your creative juices.

You will become an engineer responsible for providing tools
and services that will affect public safety.

You think not.  I beg to disagree.

I was transferring $1000 between my savings and checking
accounts when the ATM went down. It took the bank half a
day to find my money.

You ask, what do I need to do in order to improve my quality
and be more indispensable to my employer.

RULE 1 — RIGOROUSLY USE STANDARD METHODS.

RULE 2 — TEST ALL WORK PRODUCTS.

RULE 3 — USE OLD, WELL-TESTED, OPERATING SYSTEM CAPABILITIES.

RULE 4 — NEVER USE A PATCH TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE