Posts Tagged ‘quality assurance manager’

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

July 14, 2015

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

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Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

July 10, 2015

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyse the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

April 13, 2015

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

April 11, 2015

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyze the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.1 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

April 10, 2015

You are a software engineer. You work for a great software
development company.

Would you believe it if I told you that you are a Quality
Assurance Manager.

You don’t believe it! I don’t blame you.

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

The Twitter Seminar On The Development of Error Free Software Continues — Session 7

March 21, 2015

ARE PROGRAMMERS SPECIAL QUALITY ASSURANCE MANAGERS?

Can a software engineer be a Quality Assurance Manager?
Quality Assurance is a management task.

To find out, let us look at the beginning of all Quality
Assurance programs; i.e., the Deming Cycle.

The Deming Cycle, first used in Japan in 1947, consists of
the following four steps.

The first Deming Cycle Step is “make a plan”. The second
Deming Cycle Step is “do the plan”.

The third Deming Cycle Step is “check the results”. The
four Deming Cycle Step is “change the plan if needed”.

The Deming Cycle appears to be a concise definition of
common sense!

Would you believe it if I told you that all programmers
are Quality Assurance Managers?

No! Then would you believe it if I told you that a computer
program is a Deming Plan?

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

January 16, 2015

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

January 13, 2015

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyze the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.1 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

January 11, 2015

You are a software engineer. You work for a great software
development company.

Would you believe it if I told you that you are a Quality
Assurance Manager.

You don’t believe it! I don’t blame you.

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Software Engineers are Quality Assurance Managers

November 18, 2014

Have you ever noticed that Quality Assurance, ISO-9001,
and the Deming Cycle is taught only in Business Administration?

I have found that when Quality Assurance was taught in Engineering
Schools, it was in Engineering Management Classes.

Is Quality Assurance just an Engineering Management Problem? Is
a Software Engineer a Quality Assurance Manager?

Computer Programs are special Deming Plans to be Done at the
client’s site by a computer not by a human being.

Software Engineers are, in reality, Quality Assurance Managers.
For the most part, they do not realize this fact.

WHATIFWE taught Quality Assurance, ISO-9001, and the Deming
Cycle to all Engineers in our Engineering Schools?