Posts Tagged ‘quality assurance programs’

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

July 10, 2015

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyse the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

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Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

April 11, 2015

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyze the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

January 13, 2015

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyze the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

November 8, 2014

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyze the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

The Twitter Seminar On The Development of Error Free Software Continues — Session 7

October 14, 2014

Can a software engineer be a Quality Assurance Manager?
Quality Assurance is a management task.

To find out, let us look at the beginning of all Quality
Assurance programs; i.e., the Deming Cycle.

The Deming Cycle, first used in Japan in 1947, consists of
the following four steps.

The first Deming Cycle Step is “make a plan”. The second
Deming Cycle Step is “do the plan”.

The third Deming Cycle Step is “check the results”. The
four Deming Cycle Step is “change the plan if needed”.

The Deming Cycle appears to be a concise definition of
common sense!

Would you believe it if I told you that all programmers
are Quality Assurance Managers?

No! Then would you believe it if I told you that a computer
program is a Deming Plan?

A computer program is a Deming Plan to be done at the
client’s site by a computer, not by a person.

Most Programmers do not understand that they are very special
Quality Assurance Managers.

WHATIFWE required our programmers to be special Quality
Managers? Would this be a terrible inconvenience?

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

September 1, 2014

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyze the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

The Twitter Seminar On The Development of Error Free Software Continues — Session 7

June 11, 2014

ARE PROGRAMMERS SPECIAL QUALITY ASSURANCE MANAGERS?

Can a software engineer be a Quality Assurance Manager?
Quality Assurance is a management task.

To find out, let us look at the beginning of all Quality
Assurance programs; i.e., the Deming Cycle.

The Deming Cycle, first used in Japan in 1947, consists of
the following four steps.

The first Deming Cycle Step is “make a plan”. The second
Deming Cycle Step is “do the plan”.

The third Deming Cycle Step is “check the results”. The
four Deming Cycle Step is “change the plan if needed”.

The Deming Cycle appears to be a concise definition of
common sense!

Would you believe it if I told you that all programmers
are Quality Assurance Managers?

No! Then would you believe it if I told you that a computer
program is a Deming Plan?

A computer program is a Deming Plan to be done at the
client’s site by a computer, not by a person.

Most Programmers do not understand that they are very special
Quality Assurance Managers.

WHATIFWE required our programmers to be special Quality
Managers? Would this be a terrible inconvenience?

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 5.2 — You are a Quality Assurance Manager

April 19, 2014

Q.A. is a management activity. It is taught in Business
Administration.

You have a college degree in Software Engineering, not
Business Administration.

In spite of all of this, you are still a Quality Assurance
Manager.

The Deming Cycle is the historical basis for all Quality
Assurance Programs.

It basically consists of the following four steps: Plan,
Do, Check the Results, and Analyze the Results.

A computer program is a very special Deming Plan to be
performed at the Client’s site on a computer.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

The Twitter Seminar On The Development of Error Free Software Continues — Session 7

March 22, 2014

ARE PROGRAMMERS SPECIAL QUALITY ASSURANCE MANAGERS?

Can a software engineer be a Quality Assurance Manager?
Quality Assurance is a management task.

To find out, let us look at the beginning of all Quality
Assurance programs; i.e., the Deming Cycle.

The Deming Cycle, first used in Japan in 1947, consists of
the following four steps.

The first Deming Cycle Step is “make a plan”. The second
Deming Cycle Step is “do the plan”.

The third Deming Cycle Step is “check the results”. The
four Deming Cycle Step is “change the plan if needed”.

The Deming Cycle appears to be a concise definition of
common sense!

Would you believe it if I told you that all programmers
are Quality Assurance Managers?

No! Then would you believe it if I told you that a computer
program is a Deming Plan?

A computer program is a Deming Plan to be done at the
client’s site by a computer, not by a person.

Most Programmers do not understand that they are very special
Quality Assurance Managers.

WHATIFWE required our programmers to be special Quality
Managers? Would this be a terrible inconvenience?

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Prague Conference in 1987

March 7, 2014

In 1987, I presented a scientific paper at a conference
in Prague, Czechoslovakia.

At that time, Prague was a city in the territory under
control of the Soviet Union.

I have always performed my research on my own time and money.

I attended the conference on my vacation.

Needless to say, the other attendees were quite curious
about my personal research efforts.

During this time, I had an interesting conversation with
a Polish attendee while walking along the river:

POLISH ATTENDEE:  We are not special.

MY RESPONSE: Being special is defined by what you do
to be the very best in your field.

POLISH ATTENDEE:  We have no resources.

MY RESPONSE: Do you have a personal computer at your home?

POLISH ATTENDEE:  Yes.

MY RESPONSE: Probably a better one than I have.  My is
a Heathkit H89.

POLISH ATTENDEE:  The bosses will not like it.

MY RESPONSE: Usually, the bosses don’t kill the goose
that lays the golden egg right away.

At this point he understood and I was effectively
“walking on water”.

You ask: why am I sharing this little bit of history
with you.

History is a great teacher and today we need to learn
this lesson.