Posts Tagged ‘software development engineer’

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

July 14, 2015

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

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Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

April 14, 2015

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

April 13, 2015

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

January 21, 2015

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

January 16, 2015

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

November 14, 2014

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

November 11, 2014

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

September 6, 2014

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.1 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

September 5, 2014

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2: THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

April 25, 2014

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE