Posts Tagged ‘software errors’

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

April 14, 2015

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

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Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

January 21, 2015

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

November 14, 2014

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

September 6, 2014

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6.2 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

April 25, 2014

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1: THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

February 18, 2014

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1:  THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

September 10, 2013

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1:  THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little
green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make
errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early
and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface
and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem
on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE

Life of A Programmer — Session 6 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

September 8, 2013

Being a Software Development Engineer also makes
you a Quality Assurance Manager.

You have had no training in Quality Assurance.

You do not like it when management brings up the subject.

None the less, you are a Quality Assurance Manager.

Maybe I can help you to benefit from this unwanted
job description.

The first thing that you need to know is that there
are two sources of software errors.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1:  THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 2:  THE OPERATING SYSTEM.

NOTICE THAT I DID NOT MENTION THE USER.

IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE USER FROM HIS
OWN STUPIDITY.

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Life of A Programmer — Session 6 — What should a Quality Assurance Software Engineer Know.

April 24, 2013

SOFTWARE ERROR SOURCE 1:  THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT ENGINEER.

All Software Development Engineers are human beings, not little green-guys from Mars

All human beings, including Software Development Engineers make errors.

Software errors created by Junior Programmers are discovered early and easily fixed.

Errors created by Senior Programmers take a long time to surface and are usually hard to fix.

You have probably already had to solve a very difficult problem on a project that you completed a year ago

MORE IN THE NEXT MESSAGE